Not Me Monday

Over at My Charming Kids, a young woman, affectionately nicknamed MckMama, is expecting a little boy, named Stellan. Stellan may or may not have some difficulties with his heart after he's born in 2 weeks. She's a pretty cool Mom with three kids she has nicknamed Big Mac, MckNugget, and Small Fry. Stellan is already being referred to as MckMuffin. Anyways, she has started this "Blog Game" known as Not Me Monday and I couldn't pass up on the fun...even though Monday is almost through! Basically, everything in my list that says "I did not" actually means the opposite...."Did Not" means "I did indeed!" Enjoy!

1. I did not...eat 2 freshly fried apple fritters within 2 hours of each other on Saturday!

2. I did not...skip shaving my legs ALL WEEKEND!

3. I did not...sample 4 different flavors of pie at a church luncheon on Sunday!

4. I did not...tell my newly potty-trained 2 year old to wipe her own butt because I was busy typing this blog!!

5. I did not...promise my kids that I would not put onions in our taco dip and then proceed to dump in TONS of veggies...including onions!

6. I did not...see an old high school classmate at Fall Fest this weekend and purposely hide so they wouldn't see me.

7. I did not...make a fool of myself, or embarass my son by blowing kisses to him while he was in the middle of an ice hockey game.

8. I did not...ruin the water bottles that belong to Nolan's hockey team by soaking them in dish soap water for too long and infiltrating the plastic they are made of with lavender tasting residue!

9. I did not...run out of more memories to add to this list!